Open Stage: Bristol Old Vic
Although I have taken the earthling from represented by Mark Rutterford, some of you may know...I am an alien. I landed on your planet many years ago, when the Bristol Old Vic was celebrating its 200th birthday. I am delighted to be the first alien to appear at this theatre. I don’t get the earthling concepts of time, birthdays and delight – but I am pretending, so you don’t realise that I am, indeed, an alien. During my time on your planet, I have been recording the things I

